C KUMARS DAYS BEST PERFOMANCE @ RACINGINFO.IN

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Some Cool Definitions:

Some Cool Definitions:1. Cigarette:A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.2. Love affairs:Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.3. Marriage:It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master4. Divorce:Future tense of marriage5. Lecture:An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".6. Conference:The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.7. Compromise:The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody...

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C KUMAR `S DAYS BEST 100 % IN PLACE IN BANGALORE SUMMER SEASON 2009 (BY BUZZSTROM)

C KUMAR `S DAYS BEST 100 % IN PLACE IN BANGALORE SUMMER SEASON 2009 (BY BUZZSTROM) Earn, a Million Rupees in just over a month at the investment of rupees one thousand only? It sounds like a crazy ad in a classified column soliciting susceptible youngsters and housewives dreaming of a better lifestyle and future. The fact is that I am just pointing out that it is possible just By following a tipster C.Kumar, a place roll on his days best would have fetched the amount. There are tipster's whose tips can give you large returns once a while but if you follow C.Kumar's days best...I can bet it will be difficult to lose. C.Kumar has...

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This has got to be one of the cleverest e -mails I've received in a while

This has got to be one of the cleverest e -mails I've received in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. DILIP VENGSARKAR When you rearrange the letters: SPARKLING DRIVE PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN MONICA LEWINSKY When you rearrange the letters: NICE SILKY WOMAN DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROO M ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE MOTHER-IN-LAW:...

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EVER THOUGHT OF THIS

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss.The brain said, "since I control everything and do all the thinking, Ishould be the boss."The feet said, "since I carry man where he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants, then I should be the boss."The hands said, "since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be the boss."And so it went with the eyes, the heart, the lungs, and all the otherparts of the body, each giving the reason why they should be theboss.Finally, the asshole spoke up and said it was going to be the boss.All the other parts laughed and laughed...

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