C KUMAR `S DAYS BEST 100 % IN PLACE IN BANGALORE SUMMER SEASON 2009 (BY BUZZSTROM)

C KUMAR `S DAYS BEST 100 % IN PLACE IN BANGALORE SUMMER SEASON 2009 (BY BUZZSTROM)

Earn, a Million Rupees in just over a month at the investment of rupees one thousand only? It sounds like a crazy ad in a classified column soliciting susceptible youngsters and housewives dreaming of a better lifestyle and future. The fact is that I am just pointing out that it is possible just By following a tipster C.Kumar, a place roll on his days best would have fetched the amount.

There are tipster's whose tips can give you large returns once a while but if you follow C.Kumar's days best...I can bet it will be difficult to lose.

C.Kumar has remained a leading tipster for long in terms of consistency, his followers have increased in droves since he started his blog, and a few have done nothing else than put a roll on days best place, and have minted a lot of money.

Three cheers for the followers and the man himself… C.Kumar. Below is the table for you to see the results of days best’s performances.

DATES	HORSE	WIN	PLACE	INVESTMENT		RETURNS
16-05-2009	DAYS BEST : CORBETT	0	11	1000	1000	0	1100
17-05-2009	DAYS BEST : SEVEN STAR	0	10	1000	1000	0	1000
23-05-2009	DAYS BEST : LUSH LASHES	0	12	1000	1000	0	1200
24-05-2009	DAYS BEST : CAPTIVATING	12	11	1000	1000	1200	1100
30-05-2009	DAYS BEST : SIX SHOOTER	24	13	1000	1000	2400	1300
31-05-2009	DAYS BEST : ACRIDIAN	20	12	1000	1000	2000	1200
06-06-2009	DAYS BEST : FLEET INDIAN	0	17	1000	1000	0	1700
07-06-2009	DAYS BEST : EXPRESS IT	0	12	1000	1000	0	1200
13-06-2009	DAYS BEST : STAR WAVE	0	15	1000	1000	0	1500
14-06-2009	DAYS BEST : FLASHING CROWN	0	12	1000	1000	0	1200
20-06-2009	DIEGO RIVERA	18	12	1000	1000	1800	1200
21-06-2009	NOBLE KINGDOM	0	14	1000	1000	0	1400
27-06-2009	FROZEN FIRE	16	11	1000	1000	1600	1100
28-06-2009	TIME FLIES	13	11	1000	1000	1300	1100
04-07-2009	Kingdomofdreams	0	13	1000	1000	0	1300
05-07-2009	Celestial Son	34	15	1000	1000	3400	1500
11-07-2009	SO MUCH MORE	44	17	1000	1000	4400	1700
12-07-2009	DAYS BEST : ALACRITY	0	11	1000	1000	0	1100
18-07-2009	DAYS BEST : RIMPUCHE	43	17	1000	1000	4300	1700
19-07-2009	DAYS BEST : BEE QUICK	33	15	1000	1000	3300	1500
25-07-2009	DAYS BEST : REAL GLADIATOR	19	12	1000	1000	1900	1200
26-07-2009	DAYS BEST : LUSH LASHES	57	15	1000	1000	5700	1500
30-07-2009	DAYS BEST : COLONEL DUFF	20	13	1000	1000	2000	1300
31-07-2009	DAYS BEST : PALAZZIOS SUN	24	16	1000	1000	2400	1600
06-08-2009	DAYS BEST : SYSTEMATIC	0	13	1000	1000	0	1300
07-08-2009	DAYS BEST : CAPRIOSKA	0	15	1000	1000	0	1500
				26000	26000	37700	34500
	WIN % 14/26 = 53.85
	PLACE % 26/26 = 100 %
	AVE PRICE OF WINNER ( FOR WIN )= 1.70
	AVE PRICE OF WINNER ( FOR PLACE )=0.33

A ROLL OF RS 1000 IN PLACE IN BANGALORE WOULD HAVE FETCHED RS 11,46,824/-

( RS ELEVEN LAKHS FORTY SIX THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED AND TENTY FOUR ONLY )

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This has got to be one of the cleverest e -mails I've received in a while

This has got to be one of the cleverest e -mails I've received in a while.

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE


PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN


MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROO M



ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER



DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT



THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE



A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE



MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

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EVER THOUGHT OF THIS

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss.

The brain said, "since I control everything and do all the thinking, I
should be the boss."

The feet said, "since I carry man where he wants to go and get him in
position to do what the brain wants, then I should be the boss."

The hands said, "since I must do all the work and earn all the money
to keep the rest of you going, I should be the boss."

And so it went with the eyes, the heart, the lungs, and all the other
parts of the body, each giving the reason why they should be the
boss.

Finally, the asshole spoke up and said it was going to be the boss.

All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of the
asshole being the boss. The asshole got so angry that he blocked
himself off and refused to function.

Soon the brain was feverish and could barely think, the feet felt
like lead weights and was almost too weak to drag the body anywhere,
the eyes grew bleary, and the hands hung useless at the sides. All
pleaded with the brain to let the asshole be declared the boss.

And so it happened; all the other parts did all the work and the
asshole just bossed and passed out a lot of shit.

THE MORAL: You don't have to be a brain to be a boss, just an old
asshole.

Alternate moral: No matter how well things are going, it can all be
shut down by a single asshole.

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JUST FOR GAGS

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
MAN: "What was that for?"
WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on." The wife looked all satisfied, apologises, and goes off do work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
MAN: "What in the world was that for this time?"
WIFE: "Your horse called."

The tipster said this horse would walk in. It did, but all the others galloped.


I bet on a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.


The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.


That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!


My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.


I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the Tote window betting on another horse in the same race...


A Preacher wanted to raise money for his church and, being told there were fortunes in race horses, he decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races, and to his surprise the donkey came in third. The next day the racing sheets carried the headlines, "Preacher's Ass shows" The Preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the races again and this time he won! The papers said, "Preacher's Ass out in Front" The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The newspaper printed this headline, "Bishop Scratches Preacher's Ass" This was just too much for the Bishop and he ordered the Preacher to get rid of the animal. The Preacher decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The headlines the next day read, "Nun has the Best Ass in Town" The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey and she finally found a farmer who was willing to buy it for $10.00. The paper states, "Nun Peddles Ass for Ten Bucks" They buried the Bishop the next day.

What's the difference between praying in church and at the track? At the track you really mean it!

The chronic horse player paused before taking his place at the betting windows, and offered up a fervent prayer to his Maker. "Blessed Lord," he muttered with intense sincerity, "I know you don't approve of my gambling, but this once, Lord, just this once, please let me break even. I need the money so badly."

What is one of the hardest times to win a horse race? 12:31, because it is 29 to 1.

Did you hear about the guy who went to the races and while there he observed a Roman Catholic priest who went over to a horse and sprinkled it with holy water. The horse went on to win the race, streaking ahead of the opposition. Before the next race he saw the priest go over to another horse and sprinkle it with holy water. Like the first horse it went on to win its race. The guy said to himself that if the priest sprinkles another horse with holy water I am going to bet every penny I have on that horse. Sure enough, the priest went over to another horse and sprinkled it with holy water. So the guy went to a bookie and bet every penny he had on this horse. Then the race started and the horse that the priest sprinkled with holy water dropped dead about 100 yards after the start of the race. The guy was devastated. So he went over to the priest and said, "What's going on here? The last two horses you sprinkled with holy water went on to win their races, and this last one you sprinkled dropped dead after only 100 yards. I had put every penny I had on it's nose!" The priest replied, "You're not Roman Catholic, are you?" The guy admitted that he was not and asked, "But, how do you know that?" The priest said, "Because you don't know the difference between giving a blessing and administering the last rights."

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PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World..
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China .
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call".
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what The telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Japan . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the Same golden telephone with the same sign under it.
He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 HeCould talk to God.
"O.K., thank you," said the American.
He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France .
In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 Per call" sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to See if Indians had the same phone.
He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "OneRupee per call."
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,But in the US the price was $10,000 per call.
Why is it so cheap here?"
Readers, it is your turn........ Think ....before you scroll down...
............. ............. ......... ........ .......

The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India now, Son - it's a Local Call".This is the only heaven on the Earth..
KEEP SMILING
If you are proud to be an Indian pass this on!!!

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